WoW has suffered from a bit of neglect recently as I have
spent a lot more time in EvE Online chasing down relic sites and getting blown
up because I don’t know what I am doing. However my girlfriend and I found some
time this weekend to give some much needed love to our pandas.
Having recently broken free from the rather dull landscapes
of Outland we are now comfortably settled in to Northrend and are busy
exploring the Grizzly Hills.
Team Panda, ready to leap into action at the slightest sign of a node or skinnable!
We had already severely depopulated the wildlife in the
surrounding area and a completed a quest which involved a lot of time spend
grunting in a toilet (this quest is even more disturbing if two of you enter at
the same time and forget to switch off your imagination!). So it was that Team
Panda (Bamda, Harrietander and honorary member Clawd the Raptor) were armed and ready to once more to face
adventure, danger and my overwhelming desire to skin everything in sight (I
have FINALLY got my leatherworking up to use Northrend materials).
We started off with a few of my girlfriends favourite
quest-types, find the items, gathering various plants in order to make some
strange concoction. Thanks to a slightly longer draw-distance I managed to
track down mine faster (something that is apparently unfair). We then, with the
aid of a human with an identity crisis, abducted a local troll and then
proceeded to reduce the local troll population to a more manageable level
(namely zero). Well I say we, given that I am playing a brewmaster monk and
Harrietander is a marksman hunter it is usually the case that I despatch my
opponent only to find her and Clawd looking somewhat perplexed surrounded by
6/7 dead bodies.
So, having taken out a large number of trolls for their mojo
we eagerly await the next quest in the chain, take out some zombie trolls and
steal a magic orb. Again we take to the skies soaring to our destination only
stopping as the cry of ‘NODE!’ rings out and Harrietander the engineer has to
stop to do the necessary bash-rock-with-pickaxe manoeuvre!
Bamda also doubles up as a node tax service!
Gem duly stolen we then head off to a mysterious outpost
which turns out to be populated by worgen who then proceed to chase us as we
run away on horseback, something that has Bamda looking particularly
uncomfortable. This chase was made even more interesting by the need to take a
cake out of the oven right in the middle of it, let that be a lesson to all WoW
and baking do not mix! Please Bake Responsibly!
This is horse looks like the thoroughbred of sin if ever there was one.
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